ruin last poster's wish

i saw my officemate playing this childish game on a forum to kill some bored times on the other day and i think it could get quite funny the things could turn out to be..
the rule is simple...just ruin their wishes as ugly as you want..then post your wish...

example:
semek: i wish i were binary code
awang: your wish is granted...now you're all zeros...i wish my car could never broke..
samat: granted...now your car was stolen...i wish you were a godzilla...
dollah: okay..i'd stepped on you...how are you doing down there?...i wish you were squeezed badly..
......and so on.....

so if you're stuck in the middle of a work like i am(in most unlikely hour for me to work, drats!), why dont we kill some times...
for the starter: i wish i could have a nice sleep right now...

your wish is granted...
you is in the middle of sleep, dreaming of your gay partner...

i wish i could spent this weekend in ibiza...

assalamualaikum...

okay then you need decaf...i wish my pc made of chocolate..

granted!!
your pc will be eaten by large ant until the pc is gone.

I wish i can turn back time.

granted my lady..

then i'll make sure u'll stuck there forever (too evil?)

i wish im married to dean winchester..

granted!!

then u have to fight with Lucifer himself

teri-chan wrote:granted!!

then u have to fight with Lucifer himself

p/s:n ur next wish is..?

never mind, i still got castiel by my side.. heheh

i wish dat 67' chevy impala was mine

done..that rusty beast is yours, and your monthly salary is mine ...

i wish there were no tau fu fa on earth...

granted... all the taufu fa in this world would will be thrown at you continuously and synchronously..

i wish tomorrow would be a great day...

my pleasure... do welcome to my wedding tmrrw okei.. my future-hasben a.k.a edward cullen would be hepi to see u there

i wish tmmrw's class canceled

the class has been canceled as you wished...and congrats on your F- in that subject...see you next year...

i wish political fanatics were all shipped to mars

your wish is granted...
all the political fanatics are vanished...
but u'll turn to be a new political maniac...

i wish i would not trembled my word tomorrow during present...

you'll be calm as heaven but your body will stink as hell..let's hope nobody will get sick tomorrow...
i wish i was not one of the victims...

assalamualaikum...

granted..it'll never happen again to you..be careful next time..

i wish that all of my wishes will come true..

deal...you can start by doing my laundry...and uh, don't forget to wear your new outfit...

i feel exhausted ...i wish i were in a sauna right now...

granted... with your spa partner is these guys



i wish i was at home right now...

eewww!!!


scary

granted!

and your new roomate is

Spoiler:

assalamualaikum...

i wish teri-chan could tell her wish..

granted.. teri wish u'll be her maid after her marriage..

i wish i was asleep rite now..

granted!

so u can sleep the whole eternity.. heheh

ok2... i forgot to cast my wish.

i wish i never have to make a wish.

that'll be easy then...but you still need to do my laundry...MalaYneuMaya, come meet your new partner ..

why had my red shirt turned to pink?..i wish both of you were not slacking around...

done!

since both ur maid(s) being so generous, all ur shirt will turn to hot pink with wording




awww~~~

here it is...now you've got your aww, so get back to work

i wish i could kick that shirt down and step on it when it was down..haha

granted.. n u'll fall badly to the ground.. n yeah, u look awful, juz like the shirt..

i wish i could relax for today...

ok... you'll have a nice break today
but next weekend will be a long busy weekend...

i wish i have adam lamberg's voice...
so i can fight always-screaming-singing-talking with my n9 housemate...